- Has anyone seen my watch?
- Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy
- What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
- Damn, there go the lights again...
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- What do you mean, he's not insured?
- Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
- What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Pulling out a tooth
Dentist: Don’t worry, it will take me only a minute to pull your tooth out.
Patient: And how much will it cost me?
Patient: For a 1 minute job?!
Dentist: If you prefer, I can be pulling it out for one hour...
- Do you consume alcohol?
- Do you smoke?
- Do you use drugs?
- Do you play cards?
- Do you run after other women?
- So why did you come to me?
- You see, doc, I have one little problem - I lie a lot...
LOL....this makes me remember taking a history from a difficult/dishonest patient...Phew!
A doctor of a small village drives a car at 150 km/h.
His wife: Honey, why are you driving so fast - there might be a policeman around the corner and he would stop you.
Doctor: Don't worry, darling, yesterday I told him to stay in bed.
Remember when you are wishing your friends good health, you are wishing unemployment for doctors. Lol..
Do have a pleasant day. X